{"id":3737,"date":"2017-10-24T00:48:49","date_gmt":"2017-10-23T14:48:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/?p=3737"},"modified":"2017-10-24T00:48:49","modified_gmt":"2017-10-23T14:48:49","slug":"i-pity-the-cockroach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/2017\/10\/24\/i-pity-the-cockroach\/","title":{"rendered":"I pity the cockroach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think for the first time ever, I felt sorry for a cockroach. It was a weird sensation, though the end result was the same &#8211; I killed it. Out of pity. Or something.<\/p>\n<p>It was a very big roach, I&#8217;d put it between 6 &#8211; 7cm probably. It was in the ladies restroom, which is pretty tiny. It was right there when I opened the door and I think we surprised each other. Well, I had to use the bathroom so&#8230; I kicked it, curious as to how it would react. It went to one of the sides, then started crawling about, startled, but not really all that quickly. I thought they moved faster than that. Maybe this one was old or already dying. Or disoriented. Since there was really no room to move in, it started going around in &#8220;circles&#8221; &#8211; by that it was quite literally running around the entire floor. I didn&#8217;t really want it to crawl up my leg in panic though, and in the end I realised just how terrified it would have been, that poor creature with nowhere to go (though it probably didn&#8217;t know it was kind of trapped).<\/p>\n<p>So I squashed it. It took me two goes, the first time it was still moving since I didn&#8217;t stomp too hard, so I had to try again. This one had black guts, rather than the usual greenish yellow I used to see. Poor thing. It didn&#8217;t even do anything wrong. Now I had another problem. It was in a highly visible area right as the door opens&#8230; so I had to get rid of it. What an unpleasant thought. I did consider just kicking it into a corner so that it&#8217;d be left there, but then I thought, I really should be responsible and dispose of it since other people use the bathroom too. So I reluctantly took some paper and picked it up. It was stiff hand towel paper so at least I didn&#8217;t feel too much of it and it collected quite cleanly so the guts must have mainly still been intact and didn&#8217;t appear to leave a mark on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>In the bin it went.<\/p>\n<p>The end!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think for the first time ever, I felt sorry for a cockroach. It was a weird sensation, though the end result was the same &#8211; I killed it. Out of pity. Or something. It was a very big roach, I&#8217;d put it between 6 &#8211; 7cm probably. It was in the ladies restroom, which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[270,377],"class_list":["post-3737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-cockroach-pity","tag-do-cockroaches-feel-fear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}