The other night I had a fantastic dream where I had to save the world yet again from the neverending forces of evil. My special powers this time round included invisibility, flight and the ability to dissipate into a gas\/steam-like substance. I was on the hunt for floating pieces of magical bronze armour while evading the detection of enemies who patrolled each area. The first piece I touched was easy, and it immediately evaporated. I still had to get out of there quickly, since touching one took me to another plane where I had to escape a dense cloud of explosive pink orbs.<\/p>\n
The second (and last) piece I had to extinguish was much tougher to do, as the patrol here was an ice lady. As I rushed towards the armour, I conjured ice around her neck and threw her into some nearby water, because fighting ice with ice was totally the logical and correct thing to do. I may have had a sidekick at this point, as I tried to then freeze<\/em>\u00a0the ice lady\u00a0<\/strong>in the water. I was most definitely a genius in my dream. GENIUS.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n So then of course, my sidekick buddy who might not have actually existed said, “why did you do that? You can’t freeze ice in water!”<\/p>\n In any case, she was satisfactorily incapacitated, so I tapped the armour and zoomed away, thinking I done good for whatever the purpose of all that was, and that I had prevented disaster.<\/p>\n The next thing I knew, I was trying to find my friends again, as I’d been separated from them during my quest. I managed to stealthily float into a not so abandoned warehouse, where I found my friends working in an almost sweatshop environment. Since I’m a paranoid person, I decided to stay mostly invisible. However, I revealed myself to one of my friends, who was working away on a loom-like object. She was really happy to see me since I’d been away for a while, but just as I suspected, it wasn’t long before I discovered that my friends had been brainwashed and working for another evil lady. They alerted her to my presence, and that’s when I knew it was my time to run.<\/p>\n I was no longer in a warehouse, but in a very large plane that had multiple rooms. They had rigged the plane to crash as a means of trapping me and killing me with the blast. So, in my gaseous form I went from room to room, not really knowing what I was trying to do. I was fairly confident that I couldn’t escape, so….<\/p>\n BAM I was somehow outside of the plane, watching this giant disc shaped plane fall into a shallow pool of water. It kind of only sort of exploded, without much noise or… explosion. Wow that all sounds very anti-climactic.<\/p>\n I was outside a large cafe with someone, overhearing that there was a search party trying to recover my body from the plane. Since I had somehow safely escaped a trap, I was free to go wherever I wanted. Therefore I ended up in another world, or at least very far away from wherever I was, either through teleportation or hocus pocus. I was now with one of my other friends, who needed to go to a specialised gardening store to buy either a trowel or a pot, but I can’t recall which. For some reason she wasn’t eager to visit a conventional store so instead of walking down a common street, we took a turn, which ended up with us facing a tree that was full of spider webs across it and a bush. I couldn’t figure out why we couldn’t go around the left of the tree, since it was a clear path across the park and into the shop that way. Instead, I picked up my friend and flew through the webs to get to the other side. Finally got to the shop and got the goods.<\/p>\n So in a very long and convoluted way, I escaped a whole bunch of baddies to help my friend buy some gardening tools.<\/p>\n Also, wouldn’t it be awesome if spiders were also vampiric? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The other night I had a fantastic dream where I had to save the world yet again from the neverending forces of evil. My special powers this time round included invisibility, flight and the ability to dissipate into a gas\/steam-like substance. I was on the hunt for floating pieces of magical bronze armour while evading […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}