{"id":4436,"date":"2018-11-24T17:45:40","date_gmt":"2018-11-24T07:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/?p=4436"},"modified":"2018-11-24T17:45:40","modified_gmt":"2018-11-24T07:45:40","slug":"oh-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.raining-chaos.net\/blog\/2018\/11\/24\/oh-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh no"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear diary,<\/p>\n<p>Today, for the first time, I managed to spill a coffee in a cafe and it was a mortifying experience.<\/p>\n<p>It was a relatively new cafe, and I was visiting for the first time. It was setting up to be an interesting adventure right at the beginning, as they weren&#8217;t kidding when they said it was tiny! So tiny that a table wasn&#8217;t immediately available. Well, at least not indoors anyway. The waiter who greeted me asked if I wanted an outside table, but alas, I wasn&#8217;t wearing any sunscreen, and the sun was out, so I said I was happy to wait for a table inside. I realised that it&#8217;s probably an &#8220;only in Australia&#8221; thing to decline an outdoors seat because of the risk of sunburn LOL.<\/p>\n<p>A table became available quite quickly, and I started ordering my coffees. There was a wide range of coffees to choose from so I just said whatever the waiter liked, and they ended up recommending a Brazilian coffee. I went with that as an espresso, a milk, and a filter. I also decided that a prawn brioche was a better choice than the mi goreng&#8230; for now.<\/p>\n<p>The filter coffee came in a beautiful glass (Chef &amp; Sommelier branded), and it had lovely looking swirls of steam coming from it, and I managed to take some pictures of it with my new lens! The flat white came shortly after that, and the barista also brought the other half of the shot. It&#8217;s always awkward when the people presenting food try and move things out of the way or wait for me to take a picture, because I always feel it&#8217;s my responsibility to behave and let the servers do what they&#8217;re doing. Of course, being in hospitality, the servers feel that they should be the ones to make allowances so it becomes a scene of both parties apologising to one another! Anyway, he managed to hide the espresso behind a bag of coffee beans at my table, to allow me to take a photo of the flat white. He said that he really liked how the espresso tasted by itself, it was nicer than being in milk, which was pretty cool.<\/p>\n<p>He walked away, and I continued taking photos. I realised that there was still stuff in my frame, so I needed to move the coffee bag. Except&#8230; I forgot there was an espresso tucked behind the bag, even though it&#8217;d literally just been placed there&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. so BAM the espresso tipped and fell onto the empty seat opposite me, and splashed the chair, blanket\/cloth thing that was hanging on the chair, and the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Whoops. I&#8217;d caffeinated half the furniture in this tiny cafe. And it was loud, so all the tables heard the incident and I felt so terrible because I&#8217;d let taking a picture take all of my attention and I&#8217;d neglected my environmental awareness. Which is something I consider essential because I don&#8217;t want to be *that* person who looks like an Instagrammer and does silly things at a cafe. I try so hard, and I&#8217;ve failed at a new cafe who don&#8217;t have a prior impression of me. Oh no!<\/p>\n<p>I pretty much apologised to the waiter for what felt like forever since I felt so bad. It also meant I had to ask for an espresso again, and I was really hoping the barista wasn&#8217;t hating me!<\/p>\n<p>And when they made my espresso, I got both side of the shot again&#8230; so there&#8217;s my 4 coffees for the day! Both were delicious, but I actually liked the &#8220;side&#8217; one which was served in a glass over the &#8220;proper&#8221; one that was served in an espresso cup. Even though a double shot is the same prices as a single, I still felt like they&#8217;d given me something for free and I STILL felt bad for spilling the coffee so I gave them more money for their troubles.<\/p>\n<p>The end!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear diary, Today, for the first time, I managed to spill a coffee in a cafe and it was a mortifying experience. It was a relatively new cafe, and I was visiting for the first time. 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