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Ultimate ears pains

My left ear hurts.A few weeks ago my right ear hurt.:(For some reason my ultimate ears aren't as tightly connected as my old Audio Technicas. Those things used to be awesome until I got my new headphones. I never had an issues with my ATs, but these UEs tend to squidge around really loudly in my ears, especially with the way I walk. And basically it turns out if I'm even slightly careless and end up tangling my arms and legs with my cords (yes), I end up tugging the actual headphone out, but the actual bud stays in my ear (luckily it doesn't get stuck there), and somehow this rip causes a lot of pain and ends up leaving my ear ringing for a good hour.I kind of want to go back to my ATs because they didn't kill me when I was careless, but then again I am being bad.I also I want more fivefingers. And turns out cultured butter doesn't taste like off milk. :)

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Heels

I don't think I'll ever understand why women love shoes and heels. Maybe it's because my feet are funny. I decided to buy some sort of heels the other day that were only slightly pointy-open-toed, and wore them for one day... and then everything died. It was so hard to walk and keep balanced, and it's not because I'm unco. I have incredible toe strength for balance and ultimate control! Basically my big toes were dying and all my other toes were being crushed, and I couldn't jump, run or walk as fast as I usually do. I was going to blame it on having wide feet, but now I am proud of them and the fact that I can splay my toes out like a monkey. This means I have the awesome ability to trick 6 year olds into thinking I have magical feet that can pick up mugs and pass them around.I mean, if you wear heels you get no backward stability and squashed toes means no forward stability so you fall over with a little bit of a shove. Also tiny heels might hurt if you get stepped on by them but fat heels are the way to go for crushing bugs. Unless your aim is really good. Also heels and pointy toes lead to ugly and deformed feet that won't fit into five fingers, and bleed when blisters form and then you end up having to throw potatoes at it. I just realised all that probably made very little sense outside of my head.Either way, I think I am destined to wearing five fingers and thongs since my feet are too sensitive barefoot and no other shoes fit me 100%. Plus I am the super destroyer of any kind of heel, even flat ones because I stomp.ITS SPUNKY FUNKY MONKEY TIME

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Aesop vs Lush

HAPPY NEW YEARSSince it's a new year I should start replacing some of my skin care products. I have years-old Body Shop stuff, but I want to replace it with fresh stuff. The thing I like about Lush is that they use real fruit and stuff, so it feels better - smashing bananas and whatnot into my face.Aesop also uses real ingredients but is a more high end product, so therefore is more expensive. However, some items are cheaper (compared to Lush). So this time I will have a combination of Lush and Aesop and phase out most of the Body Shop.... and last year I figured I was poor and would stop buying these things. Hey, I'm downgrading! Gak, I will miss you.FRUIT SMASH 

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